disneylandguru:

sst! Avast there! It be too late to alter course, mateys…and there be plundering pirates lurking in every cove, waitin’ to board. Sit closer together, and keep your ruddy hands inboard. That be the best way to repel boarders. And mark well me words, mateys…dead men tell no tales! Ye come seekin’ adventure and salty ol’ pirates, eh? Sure ye come to the proper place. But keep a weather eye open, mates, and hold on tight, with both hands if you please…there be squalls ahead, and Davy Jones waiting for them what don’t obey.

disneylandguru:

sst! Avast there! It be too late to alter course, mateys…and there be plundering pirates lurking in every cove, waitin’ to board. Sit closer together, and keep your ruddy hands inboard. That be the best way to repel boarders. And mark well me words, mateys…dead men tell no tales! Ye come seekin’ adventure and salty ol’ pirates, eh? Sure ye come to the proper place. But keep a weather eye open, mates, and hold on tight, with both hands if you please…there be squalls ahead, and Davy Jones waiting for them what don’t obey.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

orbss:
“WHATS THIS? WHATS THIS?”

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

orbss:

“WHATS THIS? WHATS THIS?”

penccils:

kandikisu:

This girl right here. She’s actually an amputee, which is why her leg is separated. It’s inspiring, really. You go, girl!

penccils:

kandikisu:

This girl right here.
She’s actually an amputee, which is why her leg is separated. It’s inspiring, really.
You go, girl!

flowerboysexo:

blacknoonajade:

jerfreyy:

dat fanfic

REAL LIFE.

Well, damn…

Art by Heather Theurer

splantamello:

beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

wait

my-teen-quote:

just-relatable:

9/11 - Never Forget.
Reblog to show respect to all those who died.

if you don’t have this on your blog today… what is wrong with you?

my-teen-quote:

just-relatable:

9/11 - Never Forget.

Reblog to show respect to all those who died.

if you don’t have this on your blog today… what is wrong with you?

isobelstevenz:

 all the things i ship ★ jess mariano and rory gilmore

i think i may have loved you, but i just need to let it go. so, that’s it, i guess. um, i hope you’re good. i want you to be good, and, um, okay, so, goodbye. that word sounds really lame and stupid right now, but there it is. goodbye.

best-of-memes:

90s Nostalgia

helpfvl:

when u hear someone talking shit about someone u hate

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badrapper:

awwww-cute:

Went kayaking with my girlfriend and we made the cutest friend!

excuse me WHY are his hands up i cant handle this

badrapper:

awwww-cute:

Went kayaking with my girlfriend and we made the cutest friend!

excuse me WHY are his hands up i cant handle this

runforfreetherapy:

OKAY OKAY OKAY I KNOW THERE ARE SO MANY FANDOMS STARTING NOW, LIKE THE SINK FANDOM AND THE TREEHOUSE FANDOM AND THE BLANKET FORT FANDOM, BUT YOU ARE ALL MISSING ONE. 

SECRET image

FREAKIN’

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ROOMS

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LIKE

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PEOPLE

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BUILD ROOMS

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WITHIN ROOMS

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BUT THEY AREN’T LIMITED TO INSIDE THE HOME

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THAT’S RIGHT

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THERE ARE SECRET ROOMS FOR CARS

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HONESTLY THOUGH

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YOU EITHER LIKE SECRET ROOMS

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OR YOU’RE WRONG